I'm Not A Musician

by G. Gordon Gritty

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about

"I'm Not A Musician" is a 33 song collection of recordings from Boston-based Gangbang Gordon. The cassette (to be released on Wiener Records in September) features the stuff that have people calling me a "tard (Jay, I hope) rock weirdo," but also shows a side of Gangbang that a lot might not know about: hip-hop ramblings over techno beats, extended 'slow jamz', and a cover of Bobby Darin's 'Dream Lover' to put the thing to an end. It's an unpolished, unmastered piece of work -- something that will surely scare dozens, but might charm one or two.

These are just four of the tracks, keep an eye out for more!

credits

released September 3, 2012

Gangbang Gordon - vox, guitar, drums, keyboards, effects

All songs written, recorded, and produced by Gangbang Gordon in 2011 & 2012 except:

"Yo Dick's So Tiny Bill" - Mixed by Riotto (Richard Franke)

"Hemp Fatties" - Mixed by Riotto (Richard Franke)

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G. Gordon Gritty Wakefield, Massachusetts

Rock N Roll
Non Musician
Disorienting

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Track Name: Needs (In Time For Halloween
Needs, Needs, Needs

Needs coming to the top
Needs when you need a job
I don't care; put that shit right on my tongue
I'm gonna cough up all my bubble gum

I don't ever take that shit off me
Cue it up and goin' on a killin spree
(Neeeeeeds)

Watchu gon do?
Gonna touch me?
Call connect me?
By my wants and needs
Fine tune your strategy
Just when I pop trigger
Find you in the dark
Ghosts gonna pull the trigger
On you!

Someone's told you!
Paintball
Track Name: I Can Testify
I wasn't looking for love
But it came at me
I didn't really want it
But it hit the first degree

Aaaa, she lunged at me so hard
I couldn't escape if I tried
This had never happened before
I never thought it would

But it did
It really did
I can testify
It really did

I was standing in the corner
Minding my own shit
Someone wanted some action
A kind of sexual fit

She lunged at me so hard
It couldn't escape if I tried
This had never happened before
I never thought it would

I was standing in the corner
Minding my own shit
Someone wanted some action
A kind of sexual fit

She threw me against the wall
With a gentle force
I hadn't thought of that since
The 9th grade gym bully
Track Name: Mechanics of Objects
DeMoula's was packed !

Have you ever looked up at the sky
And thought it's a sphere?
Or have you taken it for granted
Because of something you did to sell?

Before you took physics in high school
Did you know the mechanics of objects?
Did you also take those for granted
Because you couldn't comprehend it?

Have you ever tried to rip off the Everly Brothers?
Forget no words to see
It was energy
Track Name: Warm, Warm, Warm
I want my microwave
I want heat in my room
I want to stop wearing my blankets
I want to be comfy

I want my microwave !
I need my heat
How do I get fat if I can't eat?
Will I stay cold if I can't get warm?

Will I still have to go through the rubbish?
Will I have to act like my dog?
Will I still have to settle for the $1 menu at Mickey D's

I just want my microwave !
Just want my heat
How the fuck do I stay fat if I can't eat
I'm cold. How will I get warm, warm, warm?
Warm, warm, warm, warm.